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On the 1st day of masseffectmas... by efleck On the 1st day of masseffectmas... by efleck
Shepard collects STDs like old people collect plates with baby animals on them.

This is more like the last day. But hurray! I'm done! THANK GOD. Now I can move on with my life :XD:

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:icontaren14:
Taren14 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
He told you not to ingest!
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:iconaik13:
AIK13 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
I laughed too hard at this.
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:iconmraddled:
MrAddled Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
lol, Weird. = P
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slehner Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Haha oh wow that's great. This just gave me the mental image (with sound) of Mordin pulling on the rubber gloves. ^_^
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mythlover20 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional Writer
You know, it's been a month or so since you finished these... and I'm still singing it. :lmao:
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WarSphinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
Ew
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:iconcelleno:
Celleno Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
So I realized I didn't comment on this one. My initial reaction was "Bahahahaha!" XD And yes I agree Mordin looks too happy. ;)
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luvondarox Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Mordin looks a tad too happy wielding that weaponized needle.
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:iconjdsandara:
jdsandara Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Just so wrong in so many beautiful ways! Wonderful job! I loved this series. You've got a wickedly great sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs!
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:iconda-vhenan:
da-vhenan Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
NOW WE KNOW WHO BROUGHT SCALE ITCH ONTO THE NORMANDY!! Naughty, naughty, Shepard. :XD:
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:iconmythlover20:
mythlover20 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Writer
AH HA HA HA! Poor Shepard! She never learns! HAHAHA! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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jeanwrap Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL. Oh dear.
Thanks for finishing!
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:iconvulpeinculta:
vulpeinculta Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Scale Itch, anyone? And who's that "true love", Urz?
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Dragon-Claw666 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Priceless! ;P
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littlecrazyneko411 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Yay all twelve days are done XD

Now...Everyone together...A one and a two and a--!!!!
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:iconsm51:
SM51 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
DANG-IT KELLY!!!!!!
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cciortan Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Oh, what a great way to end it off! Her ass hanging out, OMG! Hahahaha! Nice touch!

Those aliens need to wrap it before they tap it!
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WolfSpirit292 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mwhaha! Scale Itch?
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:iconskytch:
Skytch Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Now I wanna make a whole song based off of this.
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:iconnineveh03:
Nineveh03 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
epic win xD
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:iconnatsumi494:
Natsumi494 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!

This is why it's better to romance Kaidan :love:
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:iconcylor:
Cylor Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Easily my favorite Mordin quote from ME2.

"Trying to determine how scale-itch got aboard Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease, only carried by varren... (sniff) ...implications unpleasant."
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:iconmoonecho:
MoonEcho Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Just remember, everyone: 'tis better to give than receive. :thumbsup:

Well done!
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:iconioialoha:
Ioialoha Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
lmfao excellent, just what i always wanted!
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:icona-d-mcgowan:
A-D-McGowan Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Professional General Artist
that's pretty awesome
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:iconfinex666:
finex666 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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MolotovCocktail1395 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
This. This is genius.
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UrsulaCousland Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
/dead of laughter

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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suilven19 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Mordin looks all together too cheerful about administering that shot. :giggle:

I loved this series. Thank you so, so, so much for taking the time to do this and sharing it with all of us. :glomp:
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JohnnyThat1Dude Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Writer
I am blaming an Asari for this one. Consider it, they live for hundreds of years, how many STDs do you think they pick up over that time? To have relations with one is like to jump into a pit of used vaccines.
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ShadowNuri Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn it Garrus--
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xenowriter Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's how you know it's true love. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
:iconiheartitplz:
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Shengirl Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Real reason Mordin is fond of Shep: She's an especially interesting petri dish. Love the facepalm.
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Rixtm Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Mordin seems a bit too happy about this whole situation...
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Spyke1985 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:rofl: Mordin looks like he's about to crack up :XD:
Too funny :XD:
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Nerdymum Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know!!! So funny, right? :lmao:
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:iconspyke1985:
Spyke1985 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:XD: it is! :D
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LadyRoslineDrake Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You are the very best man. The very best :D

So damn funny. The Art is perfect. my favorite Mordin and the shameful Shepy :D
Wonderful Final, my Friend
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