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Poorly Drawn ME - Awkwardness by efleck Poorly Drawn ME - Awkwardness by efleck
Ok... I couldn't help myself... I'm going to blame :iconskyward-dreamer: for this one :D

I just can't get the image of Garrus covered in feathers out of my head and.... this was the result.


Commander Shepard doesn't back down from ANYTHING.


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:iconalexiys95:
Alexiys95 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
I can't....stop....laughing....PUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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:iconcapta1nmo254:
capta1nmo254 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Yknow I never saw the bird thing with turians. They look like elites from halo.
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:icondragonrex20:
DragonRex20 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG watch that o_O -right- Oh my god you're right! OMG watch that o_O -right- 
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:iconzahnradfee:
Zahnradfee Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
Turian women would certainly appreciate a colorful plumage. He just wants to impress Shepard.
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:iconmormegile:
Mormegile Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
:rofl: Awesome ! I was always wondering how turians look like naked :D
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:iconkarolkwiecjasz:
Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
...Best ME2 Sex Trolling EVER MADE!!!
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconxdddplz:
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:iconkarolkwiecjasz:
Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
YEAH! Even Shepard must drunk [with Turian/Quarian Alcohol]
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:iconsn2:
SN2 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
i didn't know Turians were kind of like birds :o :? i must read this on wiki! and thats hell funny i had to stop my self from laughing even louder XD before i drop dead and i did the love romance wit garrus just to get a bonk on the head :( damn you BW you would have sold more if you added more skin or funny ;) to it
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:iconl-a-m-o-n:
L-a-m-o-N Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
this might just happen, google suggests turians are avian. :iconmotherofplz:
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:iconduncanthemule:
DuncanTheMule Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Poor, poor Shepard, you think that's bad? 'Cloaca' is about to become your least-favorite word on the Citadel...
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey, all she has to do is wait for him to molt.
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:iconshengirl:
Shengirl Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL, yes, a little liquid courage is more than Shepard needs in even the toughest situations. XD
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True enough! If she can face reapers and death, then she can handle giant bird men... well, with a little help of course...
:iconeheheplz:
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:iconhallowedlady:
Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Well I can't say this isn't possible, Turians do look like bold birds.
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconxdddplz:
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:iconhallowedlady:
Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
Maybe the women are the ones with feathers and they lay eggs?
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconxdddplz:
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:iconhothien:
Hothien Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my lord....I'm crying...
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconhurrplz:
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:iconjohnnydepp-fan:
JohnnyDepp-Fan Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :XD:!!!!!!!!
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconsadako0663:
Sadako0663 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
XDXDXDXD
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconjokenxd:
JokenxD Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
=D
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:iconindeego-house:
Indeego-House Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Student Artist
Spirits, make a miracle - let me forget it! This image would be in my head for ever! >_<
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No miracles here... the image of Garrus covered in feathers has been burned into too many people's minds... the damage is done, and my mission complete... lol =D =D =D
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:iconmayplefly:
Mayplefly Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh my god! It's hard to breathe from laughter! I think I'm going to have nightmares about Turians now. (Even though I still love them.)
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nightmares about turians... awesome and terrible... just how I like it, lol. =D
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:iconmayplefly:
Mayplefly Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hehe
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:iconpaebac:
PaeBac Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011
WUT. WUT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exactly.... that's exactly the correct reaction... ;)
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:iconbuildmypaperheart:
BuildMyPaperHeart Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lolwut? XD That's so creepy! Love how Shepard goes for it anyway!
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah Shepard is a real trooper... or really desperate, I haven't decided which, lol!
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:iconsexystrength:
SexyStrength Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
It be very soft and feathery down there. Ha, ha she'd have to be drunk enough it seems ha, ha
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL, yes, the words fluffy crotch do spring to mind... and in this case booze may have been the answer...
:iconimhappyplz:
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Naughtynight Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
O M G
uyhtg4tguhggehh <--- thats me face on my keyboard from bending over from too much laughing!!
:lmao:
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconheaddeskplz:

lol =D =D =D
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:iconsolardiamond:
SolarDiamond Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL. Ohhh. Enough alcohol will make anything tolerable. Even a feathered Garrus.
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah yes... alcohol... goes nicely with chicken...

:iconhurrplz:
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:iconcrono8:
Crono8 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
I love how her expression changes from 'OHH YEAH' to 'What the-? o_o' and he's all smiling xDDD Priceless.
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Poor Shep... who knew inter-species relationships would be so.. interesting, lol.
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ArcanaLegacy Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
I dont care what he looks like underneath - I'd STILL tap that dextro ass ;)
This is quite hilarious though. *drinks alcohol* "LET'S DO THIS!" ROFL!!!!

Sesame Street is still known millions of years into the future? ....who knew XD
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Ironically, BW DID say that their backs "were suppose" to be similar to the plumage of a bird. They just ended up going for the smoothness of an exoskeleton. Garrus is "smooth" *wink* ;3
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL exactly. I figure if BW really wanted to test the resolve of the Garrus fangirls they could pull something like this in ME3... they won't, but it would be effin' hilarious if they did.

How many of us would end up having weird dreams of Shep picking feathers out of her mouth the next morning... too many! hahaha

I just couldn't stop wondering about the feathers after watching that video about how BW had designed Garrus and the changes from the first game through to the third game. Drawing this comic has allowed me to stop wondering...
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ArcanaLegacy Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Of course BW wouldnt do it. But i'd still be fine with it [or would i?....Nah yea I am.]

Picking feathers out her mouth? There and her hair too XD *Shep goes to bathroom and brishes hair picking feathers out* Be funny as heck if she forgets one and going to the debrief room with EVERYONE there, landing in the base and theres one sticking out of her hair. I can imagine miranda or someone like Tali interrupting the debrief by saying "Shepard - whats that in your hair? Is that....a feather?" Cue funny & awkward looks b/w Garrus and Shepard. LOL!

"Drawing this comic has allowed me to stop wondering..." about the feathers, but keeps us thinking what Garrus is like shirtless ;P I NEED to see it!!!!! ....for science!
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The awkwardness of finding the feather... and then Mordin announcing to everyone where it came from, lol.

And yes, naked turians... FOR SCIENCE!
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:iconapocallisti:
Apocallisti Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011
Heavy.
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:iconefleck:
efleck Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
=D
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LadyIlona1984 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Big Bird. :)
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